unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

lovepox:

AQUA case by Casefit

hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

grawly:

weinerchesters:

fall0utbutts:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

You could stop at five or six stores… Or just one

from what i understand theyre from recordings at a local theater company that specializes in helping people improve upon their communication skills through lines and expressions.

i think thats why the “five or six stores” line is used so often; it feels completely fucking unnatural to say so they need to try to make it sound as convincing as possible

blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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jackanthonyfernandez:

baremidriffs3:

hemofilia:

I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 

WJAT

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