i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet
WHAT IS THIS FROM
You could stop at five or six stores… Or just one
from what i understand theyre from recordings at a local theater company that specializes in helping people improve upon their communication skills through lines and expressions.
i think thats why the “five or six stores” line is used so often; it feels completely fucking unnatural to say so they need to try to make it sound as convincing as possible
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT
WHAT ON EARTH