marinebioblr:

Spiny lobster feeding time! These guys are generally pole-fed since they’re scattered all over their exhibit, but a few have learned that they get fast and easy food delivery by waltzing right to up to the feeder. That being said, it becomes more of a drive-thru window when you’ve got other hangry lobsters behind you!

haltraveler:

bewbin:

bewbin:

bewbin:

kinda dropped the idea after i was like 6 years old but we need to fucking kill Barney guys

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Just found out children all across the world wanted this purple fucker dead and we had different hymns with the same divine message

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I work at an Elementary School. They still do it.

napstawantstosleep:

tacticaltaxonomist:

napstawantstosleep:

napstawantstosleep:

Guys do u know that one meme where there’s a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

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Apparently that’s dad! He’s in a lot of the photos.

Trying my best to spread this

Sorry for not giving the link earlier 💔

ferno-does-random-shit:

notfocks:

i try not to be a straight up reposter but i need full attention on this video this instant

ornge!!!!!!!!

mormymoe:

connordraws:

awh hey thank u dad 

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charlesoberonn:

First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/ 2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"ALT
Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/ mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass 4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it. 4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."ALT
Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"ALT
A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?" Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?" Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!" Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!" Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"ALT

Art by u/reachling

bacteria-alex:

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sapphicsarcastic:

thestaticradiosystem:

ayeforscotland:

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If anyone wants to know where the UK is currently at, disability campaigners have lost a battle over making it a legal requirement for high-rise flats to have an evacuation plan for disabled residents.

ID: Headline - “Disability campaigners lose legal fight over Grenfell recommendation” [End desc]

For those who don’t remember the Grenfell disaster


Grenfell Tower: What happened
Images, maps and graphics explaining how the devastating fire at Grenfell Tower may have started and how it spread.
BBC News

calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

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Sometimes twitter be hitting

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This is even funnier with context attached

intriga-hounds:

intriga-hounds:

bazzy eating Forbiddem Papers

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wen u taste that sweet sweet carboarb







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